Phone in the fridge again.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Soggy Cheerios Scented
Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
- Net weight: Approximately 6 oz.
- 100% vegan
- Handmade in the USA
Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Phone in the fridge again.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Soggy Cheerios Scented
Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
- Net weight: Approximately 6 oz.
- 100% vegan
- Handmade in the USA
Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
