Soap for Crazy Bitches
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Don't make me take my hoops out.
I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.
Salty Melons Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Shipping:
- $5 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $100!
- Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours. Shipping times may vary during holidays & special events, Please contact us for special arrangements.
- FREE local pickup is available in Carolina Beach, NC & Wilmington, NC. (Choose option at checkout.)
Returns:
We hope you love your purchase! In the event you need to return
- Returns on unworn, unwashed free of any odor items with tags still attached are accepted within 30 days of receipt of item.
- Returns are eligible for store credit only.
- Sale/clearance items, and Holiday/Seasonal items are NOT returnable, they are final sale.
- Return shipping charges are the customer’s responsibility.
- Defective or damaged item: Please inspect all packages upon arrival. Please notify us by email Saltychicgifts@gmail.com within 7 days of receiving your items. Please include any photos of the damaged item.
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